This guy is me! This is the guy that is writing all this stuff. Taking all these notes and quotes and pictures. Would you buy Pau Pilau from this guy?

“Pau Pilau is the best wetsuit cleaner in the world! We will take the Pepsi challenge anytime!

What do you think? You think all these shops and their surfers are on the take? Haa! Do I look rich? I’m just trying to get by like you. I surf when I can. But most of all, I will not sacrifice my soul for a buck. Hey, I came upon something that really works. Here it is!
Pau Pilau. You will never have to pull a stinky wetsuit on your body again!